He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
That accounts for only three of the penises
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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