watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
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He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
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whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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