I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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