ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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