I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
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If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
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Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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