gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
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I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
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she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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