do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
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I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
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That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows