My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
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our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
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I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right