They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
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i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
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well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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