i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
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when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
This is classic penis vs brain.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
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What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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