Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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