yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
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do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
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sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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