Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
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