belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I will be naked everywhere
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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