Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
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and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
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Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Everyone says I win the strip club
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
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