Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
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My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
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I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
is that a dick in a sweater?
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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