Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
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I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
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I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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