come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
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