you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
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She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
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I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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