I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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