i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
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