I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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