Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
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Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
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So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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