i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
Randomize
