yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
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either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
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dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
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