Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
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i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
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so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
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