you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
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