You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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