Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
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i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
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He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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