Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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