If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
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I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
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I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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