I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
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I need you to use more vowels.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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