I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
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No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
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Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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