This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
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After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
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Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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