i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
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she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
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I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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