So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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