I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Did I show you my penis last night?
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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