Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
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His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
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I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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