The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
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Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
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Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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