i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
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eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
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I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.