She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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