No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
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careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
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Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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