HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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