Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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