He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
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I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
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PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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