Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
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She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
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You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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