Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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