no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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