don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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