I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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