So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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