I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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