farters have to be the big spoon...
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
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You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
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Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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