And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
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this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
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A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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