So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
True or false: I did not bring home a 28 year old last night.
True? Did she teach you things?
She taught me the meaning of awkward goodbyes at 530 am.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
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my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
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Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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