Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
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He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
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Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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