Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
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