the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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