Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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