So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
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