i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
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He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
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I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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