So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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